Are you unwell? Have you travelled?
Were your homeward plans unravelled?
Were you on an ocean liner
Or in any part of China
Or a cult in South Korea?
Any bouts of diarrhea?
Is your breathing less than pleasing?
For example, are you wheezing?
Are you febrile, tired and coughing?
Is a vomit in the offing?
Did you shake hands with a victim?
Were you able to restrict ém?
Were you afterwards quite urgent
About washing with detergent?
Do you think you’ll be ‘round later?
Let me grab my respirator.